Best quotes to send by SMS

The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
Author: Robert R. Coveyou
The goal of all life is death.
Author: Sigmund Freud
The gods visit the sins of the fathers upon the children.
Author: Euripides
The good devout man first makes inner preparation for the actions he has later to perform. His outward actions do not draw him into lust and vice; rather it is he who bends them into the shape of reason and right judgement. Who has a stiffer battle to fig
Author: Thomas a Kempis
The good times of today are the sad thoughts of tomorrow.
Author: Bob Marley
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Arbus
!
Arbus who ?
Arbus leaves in 5 minutes ?
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ari
!
Ari who ?
Arin't you glad you use Dial !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Armenia
!
Armenia who ?
Armenia every word I say !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Arthur
!
Arthur who !
Arthene you in the butchers, haven't I ?
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Astor
!
Astor who ?
Astor the ball is over !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes