Best quotes to send by SMS

The gallery in which the reporters sit has become the fourth estate of the realm.
Author: Lord McCauley
The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials.
Author: Chinese Proverb
The good befriend themselves.
Author: Sophocles
The great can protect themselves, but the poor and humble require the arm and shield of the law.
Author: Andrew Jackson
The great majority of us are required to live a life of constant, systematic duplicity. Your health is bound to be affected if, day after day, you say the opposite of what you feel, if you grovel before what you dislike and rejoice at what bring you nothi
Author: Boris Pasternak
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Arizona
!
Arizona who ?
Arizona room for one of us in this town !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Arnold
!
Arnold who ?
Arnold friend of yours is a friend of mine !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ashley
!
Ashley who ?
Ashley-t's foot !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Auntie
!
Auntie who ?
Auntie glad to see me again !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
B-2
!
B-2 who ?
B-2 school on time !
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