The universe may have a purpose, but nothing we know suggests that, if so, this purpose has any similarity to ours.
Author: Bertrand Russell

The use of force alone is but temporary. It may subdue for a moment; but it does not remove the necessity of subduing again: and a nation is not governed, which is perpetually to be conquered.
Author: Gelett Burgess

Just because you are blind, and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist.
Author: Margaret Cho

The way to final freedom is within thy self.
Author: The Book of the Golden Precepts

The way you define yourself as a writer is that you write every time you have a free minute. If you didn't behave that way you would never do anything.
Author: John Irving

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary? I don't know, but when it sits on your electric wire and sings, all your lights go out
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

What goes "knio, knio?" A backward pig.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the Yukon? Sow-r dough bread.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

What soft drink do pigs like best? Root beer.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

What would happen if pigs went on strike? They'd form pigget lines.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes