Best quotes to send by SMS

Perfection of moral virtue does not wholly take away the passions, but regulates them.
Author: Saint Thomas Aquinas
I shall curse you with book and bell and candle.
Author: Sir Thomas Malory
The golden moments in the stream of life rush past us and we see nothing but sand; the angels come to visit us, and we only know them when they are gone.
Author: George Eliot
Ideals are like stars: you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the ocean desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and following them, you reach your destiny.
Author: Carl Schurz
Humanity is acquiring all the right technology for all the wrong reasons.
Author: R. Buckminster Fuller
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anthony
!
Anthony who !
Anthony you want !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aramis
!
Aramis who ?
Aramis'tery !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Argo
!
Argo who ?
Argo down the shops ! Kn
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there
!
Armageddon !
Armageddon who ?
Armageddon getting out of here !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Arson
!
Arson who !
Arson McCullers !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes