Best quotes to send by SMS
William Shakespeare The fringed curtains of thine eye advance.
Author: William Shakespeare

William Gibson The future is here. It's just not widely distributed yet.
Author: William Gibson

Lord McCauley The gallery in which the reporters sit has become the fourth estate of the realm.
Author: Lord McCauley

Chinese Proverb The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials.
Author: Chinese Proverb

Sophocles The good befriend themselves.
Author: Sophocles

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Andrew ! Andrew who ? Andrew all her money out of the bank !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Ankara ! Ankara who ? Ankara went off the cliff !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Anne Boleyn ! Anne Boleyn who ? Anne Boleyn alley !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Anthem ! Anthem who ? You Anthem devil you !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! April ! April who ? April might make you feel better !
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