Best quotes to send by SMS

The fringed curtains of thine eye advance.
Author: William Shakespeare
The future is here. It's just not widely distributed yet.
Author: William Gibson
The gallery in which the reporters sit has become the fourth estate of the realm.
Author: Lord McCauley
The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials.
Author: Chinese Proverb
The good befriend themselves.
Author: Sophocles
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Andrew
!
Andrew who ?
Andrew all her money out of the bank !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ankara
!
Ankara who ?
Ankara went off the cliff !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anne
Boleyn !
Anne Boleyn who ?
Anne Boleyn alley !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anthem
!
Anthem who ?
You Anthem devil you !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
April
!
April who ?
April might make you feel better !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes