The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed.
Author: C. S. Lewis

The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around.
Author: Herb Caen

The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back.
Author: Franklin P. Jones

It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.
Author: Robert Benchley

The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible.
Author: Oscar Wilde

A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie section, the child asked for cookies and her mother told her "no." The little girl immediately began to whine and fuss, and the mother said quietly, "Now Ellen, we just have half of the aisles left to go through; don't be upset. It won't be long." He passed the Mother again in the candy aisle. Of course, the little girl began to shout for candy. When she was told she couldn't have any, she began to cry. The mother said, "There, there, Ellen, don't cry. Only two more aisles to go, and then we'll be checking out." The man again happened to be behind the pair at the check-out, where the little girl immediately began to clamor for gum and burst into a terrible tantrum upon discovering there would be no gum purchased today. The mother patiently said, "Ellen, we'll be through this ch eck out stand in five minutes, and then you can go home and have a nice nap." The man followed them out to the parking lot and stopped the woman to compliment her. "I couldn't help noticing how patient you were with little Ellen..." The mother broke in, "My little girl's name is Tammy... I'm Ellen."
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Q: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? A: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
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What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has? Parents.
This is the joke from a category: Parent jokes

Son: Where are the Himalayas? Father: If you'd put things away, you'd know where to find them.
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"Dad, do you believe in Buddha?" "Why, of course, but I think margarine is just as good."
This is the joke from a category: Parent jokes