The trouble with normal is it only gets worse.
Author: Bruce Cockburn

The true civilization is where every man gives to every other every right that he claims for himself.
Author: Robert Ingersoll

The trust I have is in mine innocence, and therefore am I bold and resolute.
Author: William Shakespeare

If they give you ruled paper, write the other way.
Author: Juan Ramon Jiminez

In certain kinds of writing, particularly in art criticism and literary criticism, it is normal to come across long passages which are almost completely lacking in meaning.
Author: George Orwell

Bentley and his wife and son were sitting at the dinner table when the boy suddenly blurted out, "Gee, you're dumb, Mom. You don't know anything." "Now, son," scolded Bentley, "you musn't be picky about your mother's little faults."
This is the joke from a category: Parent jokes

Dad: Why is your January report card so bad ? Son: Well, you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !
This is the joke from a category: Parent jokes

What do you call a small parent? A minimum !
This is the joke from a category: Parent jokes

A mother of two teenage boys, was constantly being asked to look for things they couldn't find. Most of the time these items were directly in front of them. Seeing her frustration over this when it happened yet again, one of her sons remarked: "It's not my fault, Mom. I don't have 'parental vision:"
This is the joke from a category: Parent jokes

Did you hear about the pigs who took up motorcycling? They wanted to catch bugs with their teeth.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes