The superior man cannot be known in little matters, but he may be entrusted with great concerns. The small man may not be entrusted with great concerns, but he may be known in little matters.
Author: Confucius

The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.
Author: Robert Heinlein

In the right light, at the right time, everything is extraordinary.
Author: Wendy Magruder

I'm struck by the insidious, computer-driven tendency to take things out of the domain of muscular activity and put them into the domain of mental activity. The transfer is not paying off. Sure, muscles are unreliable, but they represent several million y
Author: Brian Eno

Lady you bereft me of all words, Only my blood speaks to you in my veins, And there is such confusion in my powers.
Author: William Shakespeare

Q: Why do drummers always have trouble entering a room ? A: They never know when to come in.
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bassoon ! Bassoon who ? Bassoon things will be better !
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What is musical and handy in the supermarket. A Chopin Lizst.
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Do you think, Professor, that my wife should take up the piano as a career? No, I think she should put down the lid as a favor.
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1st man: "My neighbors were screaming and yelling at three o'clock this morning!" 2nd man: "Did they wake you?" 1st man: "Nah....I was up playing my bagpipes."
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