The soul of man is immortal and imperishable.
Author: Plato

Sit down before fact as a little child, be prepared to give up every preconceived notion... or you shall learn nothing.
Author: Thomas H. Huxley

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
Author: Rita Mae Brown

The strongest man in the world is he who stands alone.
Author: Henrik Ibsen

Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
Author: Marian Evans

Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins? A: A pair of Re-bachs.
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Q: What's the range of an accordion? A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!
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Q: What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion? A: A chainsaw can be tuned.
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Q. How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded? A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.
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Q. What's the definition of a quarter tone? A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.
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