Best quotes to send by SMS

The freedom of all is essential to my freedom.
Author: Mikhail Bakunin
The future ain't what it used to be.
Author: Yogi Berra
Politics is the art of the possible.
Author: Otto Von Bismarck
The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
Author: Robert R. Coveyou
The goal of all life is death.
Author: Sigmund Freud
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amelia
!
Amelia who ?
Amelia a package last week - did you get it ? !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amos
!
Amos who ?
Amos-quito!kn
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anais
!
Anais who ?
Anais cup of tea !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anita
!
Anita who ?
Anita you like I need a hole in the head !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anna
!
Anna who ?
Annather brick in the wall !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes