Sit down before fact as a little child, be prepared to give up every preconceived notion... or you shall learn nothing.
Author: Thomas H. Huxley

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
Author: Rita Mae Brown

The strongest man in the world is he who stands alone.
Author: Henrik Ibsen

Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
Author: Marian Evans

The superior man is modest in his speech, but exceeds in his actions.
Author: Confucius

Q: What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion? A: A chainsaw can be tuned.
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Q. How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded? A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.
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Q. What's the definition of a quarter tone? A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.
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Q: Why do so many fishermen own banjos? A: They make great anchors!
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Q: Why does everyone hate a banjo right off? A: Saves time.
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