Best quotes to send by SMS
The Talmud Humor the sons of the poor, for they give science its splendor.
Author: The Talmud

Vaclav Havel The truth is not simply what you think it is; it is also the circumstances in which it is said, and to whom, why and how it is said.
Author: Vaclav Havel

Terry Pratchett The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head.
Author: Terry Pratchett

Viktor Frankl I grasped the meaning of the greatest secret that human poetry and human thought and belief have to impart: The salvation of man is through love and in love.
Author: Viktor Frankl

Evenius The undertaking of a new action brings new strength.
Author: Evenius

The best jokes to send by SMS
Pig jokes Did you hear the story about the razorback hog? It's pretty dull.
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Pig jokes Have you heard about the pig who took up disco dancing? He liked to swing his weight around.
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Pig jokes How do you get your pigs to sleep at night? No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Pig jokes If an elephant is the symbol of the Republican Party and a donkey is the symbol of the Democratic Party, what is a pig the symbol of? Any party where there's lots of food.
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Pig jokes Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead. It's called a garbage compactor.
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