The sleep of a laboring man is sweet.
Author: Bible

In Mexico we have a word for sushi: Bait.
Author: Jose Simon

I can accept failure, but I can't accept not trying.
Author: Michael Jordan

The state is nothing but an instrument of oppression of one class by another--no less so in a democratic republic than in a monarchy.
Author: Friedrich Engels

The name of peace is sweet, and the thing itself is beneficial, but there is a great difference between peace and servitude. Peace is freedom in tranquillity, servitude is the worst of all evils, to be resisted not only by war, but even by death.
Author: Cicero

Q: What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks? A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!
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Q: How can you tell someone is a true music lover? A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.
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Q: Why don't they know where Mozart is buried? A: Because he's Haydn!
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A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins reading the commerative plaque, only to be distracted by a low scratching noise, as if something was rubbing against a piece of paper. She collars a passing native and asks what the scratching sound is. The local person replies, "Oh, that is Beethoven. He's decomposing."
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Q: How do you protect a valuable instrument? A: Hide it in an accordion case.
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