The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.
Author: Niels Bohr

The secret of happiness is to make others believe they are the cause of it.
Author: Al Batt

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made.
Author: Jean Giraudoux

Hope is only the love of life.
Author: Henri-Frdric Amiel

The significance of man is that he is insignificant and is aware of it.
Author: Carl Becker

Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn? A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.
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Q: What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong? A: King Kong is more sensitive.
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Q: How do you fix a broken tuba? A: With a "tuba glue."
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Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola? A: A violator.
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Q: What is the definition of a major seventh? A: A violist playing octaves.
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