The strongest man in the world is the man who stands alone.
Author: Thomas H. Huxley

The brightest crowns that are worn in heaven have been tried, and smelted, and polished, and glorified through the furnace of tribulation.
Author: Edward Chapin

The superior man is satisfied and composed; the mean man is always full of distress.
Author: Confucius

The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
Author: Robert Benchley

I was working on the proof of one of my poems all the morning, and took out a comma. In the afternoon I put it back again.
Author: Oscar Wilde

Q: What's the definition of a nerd? A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.
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Q: What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones? A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bass ! Bass who ? Bass the salt and pepper please !
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Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom? Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music.
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Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise.
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