The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
Author: Rita Mae Brown

The strongest man in the world is he who stands alone.
Author: Henrik Ibsen

Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
Author: Marian Evans

The superior man is modest in his speech, but exceeds in his actions.
Author: Confucius

If we fall, we don't need self-recrimination or blame or anger - we need a reawakening of our intention and a willingness to recommit, to be whole-hearted once again.
Author: Sharon Salzberg

Q. What's the definition of a quarter tone? A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.
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Q: Why do so many fishermen own banjos? A: They make great anchors!
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Q: Why does everyone hate a banjo right off? A: Saves time.
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Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first.
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Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin? A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.
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