Best quotes to send by SMS
Peter McWilliams The simple solution for disappointment depression: Get up and get moving. Physically move. Do. Act. Get going.
Author: Peter McWilliams

Donald H. Rumsfeld If a person is determined to fight to the death, then they may very well have that opportunity.
Author: Donald H. Rumsfeld

Oliver Wendell Holmes The great thing in this world is not so much where you stand, as in what direction you are moving.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes

William James The stream of thought flows on; but most of its segments fall into the bottomless abyss of oblivion. Of some, no memory survives the instant of their passage. Of others, it is confined to a few moments, hours or days. Others, again, leave vestiges which a
Author: William James

Thomas H. Huxley The strongest man in the world is the man who stands alone.
Author: Thomas H. Huxley

The best jokes to send by SMS
Music jokes Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet? A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!
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Music jokes Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards? A: You get your job and your wife back.
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Music jokes Q: How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Seven; one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Music jokes Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle of the music, Kriesler got lost and turned around to ask Rachmaninov, "Where are we?" Rachmaninov said, "Carnegie Hall, sir!"
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Music jokes Q: What's the definition of perfect pitch? A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.
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