Pleasure and love are the pinions of great deeds.
Author: Charles Fox

The time to relax is -- when you don't have time for it.
Author: Sidney J. Harris

The toughest question has always been, "How do you get your ideas?" How do you answer that? It's like asking runners how they run, or singers how they sing. They just do it!
Author: Lynn Johnston

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit.
Author: Moliere

The trouble with America is that there are far too many wide-open spaces surrounded by teeth.
Author: Charles Luckman

A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly opened gallery. Suddenly one contemporary painting caught her eye. "What on earth," she inquired of the artist standing nearby, "is that?" He smiled condescendingly. "That, my dear lady, is supposed to be a mother and her child." "Well, then," snapped the little old lady, "why isn't it?"
This is the joke from a category: Old age jokes

What's the best thing about turning 65? No more calls from insurance salesmen.
This is the joke from a category: Old age jokes

Two 80 year old men are driving down the road when they hear the Ex-Lax commercial end with the statement: "It makes you feel young again." John looks at Sylvester and says, "We need to pull over and get a bottle of that stuff!" Sylvester agrees and the two old men pull over and get a bottle of Ex-Lax. They both take two tablespoons each and continue to drive. About one mile later Sylvester asks, "Well John, do you feel young yet?" "No," replies John. So they pull over and take four more tablespoons a piece and continue to drive down the road. A couple of miles later, Sylvester asks, "John, do you feel younger?" "No," replies John, "but I sure did a childish thing!"
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Fred: I haven't slept a wink for the past two nights. Harry: Why's that? Fred: Granny broke her leg. The doctor put it in plaster and told her she shouldn't walk upstairs. You should hear the row when she climbs up the drainpipe.
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"Grandma, why don't you drink tea anymore?" "I don't like it ever since that tea bag got stuck in my throat."
This is the joke from a category: Old age jokes