Nobody objects to a woman being a good writer or sculptor or geneticist if at the same time she manages to be a good wife, a good mother, good-looking, good-tempered, well-dressed, well-groomed, and unaggressive.
Author: Marya Mannes

The freedom of all is essential to my freedom.
Author: Mikhail Bakunin

The future ain't what it used to be.
Author: Yogi Berra

Politics is the art of the possible.
Author: Otto Von Bismarck

The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
Author: Robert R. Coveyou

Knock Knock Who's there ! Alka ! Alka who ! Alka-phone !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Alpaca ! Alpaca who ? Alpaca picnic lunch !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Amana ! Amana who ? Amana bad mood !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Amelia ! Amelia who ? Amelia a package last week - did you get it ? !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Amos ! Amos who ? Amos-quito!kn
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