The sole advantage of power is that you can do more good.
Author: Baltasar Gracian

The speed of the boss is the speed of the team.
Author: Lee Iacocca

The squeaking wheel doesn't always get the grease. Sometimes it gets replaced.
Author: Vic Gold

Realize that true happiness lies within you. Waste no time and effort searching for peace and contentment and joy in the world outside. Remember that there is no happiness in having or in getting, but only in giving. Reach out. Share. Smile. Hug. Happines
Author: Og Mandino

The summit of happiness is reached when a person is ready to be what he is.
Author: Desiderius Erasmus

Q: Why are conductors' hearts popular for transplants? A: They've had little use.
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Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse, but has the courage to get on again and continue riding? A: Bach in the saddle again.
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Q: What's musical and handy in a supermarket? A: A Chopin Liszt.
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Q: What is the definition of an optimist? A: An accordion player with a pager.
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Q: What's an accordion good for? A: Learning how to fold a map.
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