The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago, had they happened to be within reach of predatory human hands.
Author: Havelock Ellis

The superior man...does not set his mind either for anything, or against anything; what is right he will follow.
Author: Confucius

The sweat of hard work is not to be displayed. It is much more graceful to appear favored by the gods.
Author: Maxine Hong Kingston

The test and use of a man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind.
Author: Carl Barzun

The thing is true, according to the law of the Medes and Persians, which altereth not.
Author: Bible

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bach ! Bach who ? Bach to work!
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When is the water in the shower room musical? When it's piping hot.
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What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer? A barrel organ.
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One day the bass player hid one of the drummer's sticks. The drummer said, "finally! After being a drummer for so long, now I am a conductor!"
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A saxophone is like a lawsuit. Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
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