The great thing in this world is not so much where you stand, as in what direction you are moving.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes

The stream of thought flows on; but most of its segments fall into the bottomless abyss of oblivion. Of some, no memory survives the instant of their passage. Of others, it is confined to a few moments, hours or days. Others, again, leave vestiges which a
Author: William James

The strongest man in the world is the man who stands alone.
Author: Thomas H. Huxley

The brightest crowns that are worn in heaven have been tried, and smelted, and polished, and glorified through the furnace of tribulation.
Author: Edward Chapin

The superior man is satisfied and composed; the mean man is always full of distress.
Author: Confucius

Q: What's the definition of perfect pitch? A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.
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Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play? A: To get away from the noise.
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Q. What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe? A. You can tune the lawnmower, and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.
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Q. What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test? A. Drool.
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Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw? A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.
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