Best quotes to send by SMS
Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi The solution is to gradually become free of societal rewards and learn how to substitute for them rewards that are under one's own powers. This is not to say that we should abandon every goal endorsed by society; rather, it means that, in addition to or i
Author: Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

Seneca The spirit in which a thing is given determines that in which the debt is acknowledged; it's the intention, not the face-value of the gift, that's weighed.
Author: Seneca

Freddie Mercury People are always asking me what my lyrics mean. Well I say what any decent poet would say if you dared ask him to analyse his work: if you see it, darling, then it's there.
Author: Freddie Mercury

Cicero The strictest law often causes the most serious wrong.
Author: Cicero

Havelock Ellis The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago, had they happened to be within reach of predatory human hands.
Author: Havelock Ellis

The best jokes to send by SMS
Music jokes Q: What do you call a male quartet? A: Three men and a tenor.
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Music jokes Q: What's the difference between an onion and an accordion? A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.
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Music jokes Q: Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses? A: So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.
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Music jokes Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get away from the bagpipe recital.
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Music jokes Q. What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road? A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.
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