The state is nothing but an instrument of oppression of one class by another--no less so in a democratic republic than in a monarchy.
Author: Friedrich Engels

The name of peace is sweet, and the thing itself is beneficial, but there is a great difference between peace and servitude. Peace is freedom in tranquillity, servitude is the worst of all evils, to be resisted not only by war, but even by death.
Author: Cicero

The superior man cannot be known in little matters, but he may be entrusted with great concerns. The small man may not be entrusted with great concerns, but he may be known in little matters.
Author: Confucius

The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.
Author: Robert Heinlein

In the right light, at the right time, everything is extraordinary.
Author: Wendy Magruder

Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw? A: One is loud, obnoxious and noisy; the other is a bird.
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Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise.
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Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.
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Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud? A: You can almost hear them.
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Q: Why do drummers always have trouble entering a room ? A: They never know when to come in.
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