The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made.
Author: Jean Giraudoux

Hope is only the love of life.
Author: Henri-Frdric Amiel

The significance of man is that he is insignificant and is aware of it.
Author: Carl Becker

The sleep of a laboring man is sweet.
Author: Bible

In Mexico we have a word for sushi: Bait.
Author: Jose Simon

Q: What is the definition of a major seventh? A: A violist playing octaves.
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Q: How do you get a viola section to play spiccato? A: Write a whole note with "solo" above it.
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Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola? A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.
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Q: What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist? A: Terrorists have sympathizers.
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"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant. "You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully. "I gave your son violin lessons last winter." "Ah, yes," recalled the judge. "Twenty years!"
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