Best quotes to send by SMS

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.
Author: Joan Rivers
The fox has many tricks. The hedgehog has but one. But that is the best of all.
Author: Desiderius Erasmus
Nature is trying very hard to make us succeed, but nature does not depend on us. We are not the only experiment.
Author: R. Buckminster Fuller
The future is uncertain... but this uncertainty is at the very heart of human creativity.
Author: Ilya Prigogine
The game is up.
Author: William Shakespeare
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alexia
!
Alexia who ?
Alexia again to open this door !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alice
!
Alice who ?
Alice N. Tew if you'll listen to me !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alligator
!
Alligator who ?
Alligator for her birthday was a card !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alva
!
Alva who ?
Alva heart !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amaso
!
Amaso who ?
Amaso sorry you don't remember me !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes