The secret of life is to appreciate the pleasure of being terribly, terribly deceived.
Author: Oscar Wilde

The self is not something ready-made, but something in continuous formation through choice of action.
Author: John Dewey

It ain't over 'til it's over.
Author: Yogi Berra

The simple solution for disappointment depression: Get up and get moving. Physically move. Do. Act. Get going.
Author: Peter McWilliams

If a person is determined to fight to the death, then they may very well have that opportunity.
Author: Donald H. Rumsfeld

Conductor: Again from measure 5, if you please. Voice from viola section: But Maestro, we have no measure numbers.
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Q: Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording? A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.
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Q: When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building, which one hits the pavement first? A: Who cares!
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Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola? A: Sit in the back and don't play.
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Q: Why is a violinist like a Scud missile? A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.
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