How dreadful it is when the right judge judges wrong!
Author: Sophocles

The soul of man is immortal and imperishable.
Author: Plato

Sit down before fact as a little child, be prepared to give up every preconceived notion... or you shall learn nothing.
Author: Thomas H. Huxley

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
Author: Rita Mae Brown

The strongest man in the world is he who stands alone.
Author: Henrik Ibsen

A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead. The musician calls back 25 times more and gets the same message from receptionist. She asks why he keeps calling. He replies, "I just like to hear you say it."
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Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two. One to screw it in, and one to complain that it's electrified.
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Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins? A: A pair of Re-bachs.
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Q: What's the range of an accordion? A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!
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Q: What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion? A: A chainsaw can be tuned.
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