Best quotes to send by SMS

The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the longest way.
Author: Samuel Butler
The foundation of every state is the education of its youth.
Author: Diogenes Laertius
The free expression of the hopes and aspirations of a people is the greatest and only safety in a sane society.
Author: Emma Goldman
The fringed curtains of thine eye advance.
Author: William Shakespeare
The future is here. It's just not widely distributed yet.
Author: William Gibson
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Albert
!
Albert who !
Albert you don't know who this is !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alec
!
Alec who ?
Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alf
!
Alf who ?
Alf all if you don't catch me!
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alison
!
Alison who ?
Alison to my radio in the mornings !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alma
!
Alma who ?
Alma-nack !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes