Best quotes to send by SMS
Baltasar Gracian The sole advantage of power is that you can do more good.
Author: Baltasar Gracian

Lee Iacocca The speed of the boss is the speed of the team.
Author: Lee Iacocca

Vic Gold The squeaking wheel doesn't always get the grease. Sometimes it gets replaced.
Author: Vic Gold

Og Mandino Realize that true happiness lies within you. Waste no time and effort searching for peace and contentment and joy in the world outside. Remember that there is no happiness in having or in getting, but only in giving. Reach out. Share. Smile. Hug. Happines
Author: Og Mandino

Desiderius Erasmus The summit of happiness is reached when a person is ready to be what he is.
Author: Desiderius Erasmus

The best jokes to send by SMS
Music jokes Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse, but has the courage to get on again and continue riding? A: Bach in the saddle again.
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Music jokes Q: What's musical and handy in a supermarket? A: A Chopin Liszt.
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Music jokes Q: What is the definition of an optimist? A: An accordion player with a pager.
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Music jokes Q: What's an accordion good for? A: Learning how to fold a map.
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Music jokes Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch? A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.
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