
The self is not something ready-made, but something in continuous formation through choice of action.
Author: John Dewey
It ain't over 'til it's over.
Author: Yogi Berra
The simple solution for disappointment depression: Get up and get moving. Physically move. Do. Act. Get going.
Author: Peter McWilliams
If a person is determined to fight to the death, then they may very well have that opportunity.
Author: Donald H. Rumsfeld
The great thing in this world is not so much where you stand, as in what direction you are moving.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes

Q: How do you make a violin sound like a
viola?
A: Sit in the back and don't play.
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Q: Why is a violinist
like a Scud
missile?
A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.
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Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies
first, he will contact the other and tell him what life in Heaven is
like. Poor Max has a heart attack and dies.
He manages to
make contact with Abe the next day.
Abe says, "I can't believe
this worked! So what is it like in
Heaven?"
Max replies, "Well,
it's great, but I've got good news, and I've
got bad news. The
good news is that there's a fantastic orchestra up
here, and in
fact, we're playing "Sheherezade," your favorite piece,
tomorrow
night!"
Abe says, "So what's the bad news?"
Max replies,
"Well, you're booked to play the solo!"
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Q: How can you tell when a tenor is really
stupid?
A: When the other tenors notice.
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Q: What is the definition of a Soviet
String
Quartet?
A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!
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