Best quotes to send by SMS
John Dewey The self is not something ready-made, but something in continuous formation through choice of action.
Author: John Dewey

Yogi Berra It ain't over 'til it's over.
Author: Yogi Berra

Peter McWilliams The simple solution for disappointment depression: Get up and get moving. Physically move. Do. Act. Get going.
Author: Peter McWilliams

Donald H. Rumsfeld If a person is determined to fight to the death, then they may very well have that opportunity.
Author: Donald H. Rumsfeld

Oliver Wendell Holmes The great thing in this world is not so much where you stand, as in what direction you are moving.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes

The best jokes to send by SMS
Music jokes Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola? A: Sit in the back and don't play.
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Music jokes Q: Why is a violinist like a Scud missile? A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.
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Music jokes Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what life in Heaven is like. Poor Max has a heart attack and dies. He manages to make contact with Abe the next day. Abe says, "I can't believe this worked! So what is it like in Heaven?" Max replies, "Well, it's great, but I've got good news, and I've got bad news. The good news is that there's a fantastic orchestra up here, and in fact, we're playing "Sheherezade," your favorite piece, tomorrow night!" Abe says, "So what's the bad news?" Max replies, "Well, you're booked to play the solo!"
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Music jokes Q: How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid? A: When the other tenors notice.
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Music jokes Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet? A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!
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