Best quotes to send by SMS
Cicero The name of peace is sweet, and the thing itself is beneficial, but there is a great difference between peace and servitude. Peace is freedom in tranquillity, servitude is the worst of all evils, to be resisted not only by war, but even by death.
Author: Cicero

Confucius The superior man cannot be known in little matters, but he may be entrusted with great concerns. The small man may not be entrusted with great concerns, but he may be known in little matters.
Author: Confucius

Robert Heinlein The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.
Author: Robert Heinlein

Wendy Magruder In the right light, at the right time, everything is extraordinary.
Author: Wendy Magruder

Brian Eno I'm struck by the insidious, computer-driven tendency to take things out of the domain of muscular activity and put them into the domain of mental activity. The transfer is not paying off. Sure, muscles are unreliable, but they represent several million y
Author: Brian Eno

The best jokes to send by SMS
Music jokes Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.
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Music jokes Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud? A: You can almost hear them.
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Music jokes Q: Why do drummers always have trouble entering a room ? A: They never know when to come in.
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Music jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bassoon ! Bassoon who ? Bassoon things will be better !
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Music jokes What is musical and handy in the supermarket. A Chopin Lizst.
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