The first sign of corruption in a society that is still alive is that the end justifies the means.
Author: Georges Bernanos

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance, the wise grows it under his feet.
Author: James Oppenheim

The foxes have holes, and the birds of the air have nests; but the Son of Man hath not where to lay his head.
Author: Bible

Man is the only kind of varmint who sets his own trap, baits it, then steps on it.
Author: John Steinbeck

Perfection of moral virtue does not wholly take away the passions, but regulates them.
Author: Saint Thomas Aquinas

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