The stream of thought flows on; but most of its segments fall into the bottomless abyss of oblivion. Of some, no memory survives the instant of their passage. Of others, it is confined to a few moments, hours or days. Others, again, leave vestiges which a
Author: William James

The strongest man in the world is the man who stands alone.
Author: Thomas H. Huxley

The brightest crowns that are worn in heaven have been tried, and smelted, and polished, and glorified through the furnace of tribulation.
Author: Edward Chapin

The superior man is satisfied and composed; the mean man is always full of distress.
Author: Confucius

The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
Author: Robert Benchley

Q. What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test? A. Drool.
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Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw? A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.
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Q: How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs? A: By their names.
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Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car? A: It took him four hours to get the bass player out.
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Q: What's the definition of a nerd? A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.
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