People are always asking me what my lyrics mean. Well I say what any decent poet would say if you dared ask him to analyse his work: if you see it, darling, then it's there.
Author: Freddie Mercury

The strictest law often causes the most serious wrong.
Author: Cicero

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago, had they happened to be within reach of predatory human hands.
Author: Havelock Ellis

The superior man...does not set his mind either for anything, or against anything; what is right he will follow.
Author: Confucius

The sweat of hard work is not to be displayed. It is much more graceful to appear favored by the gods.
Author: Maxine Hong Kingston

Q. What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road? A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.
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Q: Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo? A: They make good paddles.
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Q: Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend? A: Without him, the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.
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Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six. One to change it, five to fight off the lead guitarists who are hogging the light.
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Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo? A: Write 'pp, espressivo'.
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