The sole advantage of power is that you can do more good.
Author: Baltasar Gracian

The speed of the boss is the speed of the team.
Author: Lee Iacocca

The squeaking wheel doesn't always get the grease. Sometimes it gets replaced.
Author: Vic Gold

Realize that true happiness lies within you. Waste no time and effort searching for peace and contentment and joy in the world outside. Remember that there is no happiness in having or in getting, but only in giving. Reach out. Share. Smile. Hug. Happines
Author: Og Mandino

The summit of happiness is reached when a person is ready to be what he is.
Author: Desiderius Erasmus

Q: What's musical and handy in a supermarket? A: A Chopin Liszt.
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Q: What is the definition of an optimist? A: An accordion player with a pager.
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Q: What's an accordion good for? A: Learning how to fold a map.
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Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch? A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.
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Q. Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards? A. So they can park in handicapped zones.
This is the joke from a category: Music jokes