The scornful nostril and the high head gather not the odors that lie on the track of truth.
Author: George Eliot

The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.
Author: Niels Bohr

The secret of happiness is to make others believe they are the cause of it.
Author: Al Batt

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made.
Author: Jean Giraudoux

Hope is only the love of life.
Author: Henri-Frdric Amiel

Why do actors like snooker halls? Because that's where they get their best cues.
This is the joke from a category: Movie and TV jokes

What kind of star wears sunglasses? A movie star.
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Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ? To boldly go where no man has been before !
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Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn? A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.
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Q: What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong? A: King Kong is more sensitive.
This is the joke from a category: Music jokes