Best quotes to send by SMS

I awoke this morning with devout thanksgiving for my friends, the old and the new.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson
The first rule of business, is never sell something you love. Otherwise, you may as well be selling your children.
Author: Hugh Macleod
The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.
Author: Joan Rivers
The fox has many tricks. The hedgehog has but one. But that is the best of all.
Author: Desiderius Erasmus
Nature is trying very hard to make us succeed, but nature does not depend on us. We are not the only experiment.
Author: R. Buckminster Fuller
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Agnes
!
Agnes who ?
Agnes & Topeka & the Santa Fe !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Al
!
Al who ?
Al lied !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Albee
!
Albee !
Albee a monkey's uncle !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aldo
!
Aldo who ?
Aldo anywhere with you !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alexia
!
Alexia who ?
Alexia again to open this door !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes