The first duty to children is to make them happy, If you have not made them so, you have wronged them, No other good they may get can make up for that.
Author: Charles Buxton

The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool.
Author: Richard Feynman

The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the longest way.
Author: Samuel Butler

The foundation of every state is the education of its youth.
Author: Diogenes Laertius

The free expression of the hopes and aspirations of a people is the greatest and only safety in a sane society.
Author: Emma Goldman

Knock Knock Who's there ! Adam ! Adam who ? Adam up and tell me the total !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Adore ! Adore who ? Adore stands between us, open up !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Ahmed ! Ahmed who ? Ahmed a big mistake coming here !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Aladdin ! Aladdin who ? Aladdin the street wants a word with you !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Albert ! Albert who ! Albert you don't know who this is !
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