The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Author: Lucille Ball

How many a man has dated a new era in his life from the reading of a book.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

The sole advantage of power is that you can do more good.
Author: Baltasar Gracian

The speed of the boss is the speed of the team.
Author: Lee Iacocca

The squeaking wheel doesn't always get the grease. Sometimes it gets replaced.
Author: Vic Gold

A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together. "Help!" cried the cellist, "I can't swim!" "Don't worry," said the violist, "just fake it."
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Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola? A: A viola burns longer.
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Q: Why don't violists play hide and seek? A: Because no one will look for them.
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Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door? A: He can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in.
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Q: Dad, why do the singers rock left and right while performing on stage? A: Because, son, it is more difficult to hit a moving target.
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