Best quotes to send by SMS
Abbie Hoffman The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it.
Author: Abbie Hoffman

Salvador Dali The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose was obviously a poet; the first to repeat it was possibly an idiot.
Author: Salvador Dali

Georges Bernanos The first sign of corruption in a society that is still alive is that the end justifies the means.
Author: Georges Bernanos

James Oppenheim The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance, the wise grows it under his feet.
Author: James Oppenheim

Bible The foxes have holes, and the birds of the air have nests; but the Son of Man hath not where to lay his head.
Author: Bible

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Acis ! Acis who ? Acis spades !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Adder ! Adder who ? Adder you get in here ?
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! A Fred ! A Fred who ? Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf ?
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Aida ! Aida who ? Aida more than I drink !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Alan ! Alan who ? Alan a good cause !
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