The strongest man in the world is he who stands alone.
Author: Henrik Ibsen

Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
Author: Marian Evans

The superior man is modest in his speech, but exceeds in his actions.
Author: Confucius

If we fall, we don't need self-recrimination or blame or anger - we need a reawakening of our intention and a willingness to recommit, to be whole-hearted once again.
Author: Sharon Salzberg

The man of virtue makes the difficulty to be overcome his first business, and success only a subsequent consideration.
Author: Confucius

Q: Why does everyone hate a banjo right off? A: Saves time.
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Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first.
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Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin? A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.
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Q: What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.
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Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They have a machine that does that now.
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