The only place you will be accepted is the place you make for yourself.
Author: Holly Lisle

Onstage I'm the happiest person in the world.
Author: Britney Spears

The secret of being a bore is to tell everything.
Author: Voltaire

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Author: Lucille Ball

How many a man has dated a new era in his life from the reading of a book.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

What's the definition of a good actor? Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.
This is the joke from a category: Movie and TV jokes

Fred: I met a really conceited actor the other day. Harry: Why do you say he's conceited? Fred: Well, every time there was a thunderclap during the storm, he went to the window and took a bow.
This is the joke from a category: Movie and TV jokes

What is an Actor? A man who tries to be everything but himself
This is the joke from a category: Movie and TV jokes

Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax? A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.
This is the joke from a category: Music jokes

Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet? A: A trombone will bend before it breaks.
This is the joke from a category: Music jokes