Best quotes to send by SMS
Havelock Ellis The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago, had they happened to be within reach of predatory human hands.
Author: Havelock Ellis

Confucius The superior man...does not set his mind either for anything, or against anything; what is right he will follow.
Author: Confucius

Maxine Hong Kingston The sweat of hard work is not to be displayed. It is much more graceful to appear favored by the gods.
Author: Maxine Hong Kingston

Carl Barzun The test and use of a man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind.
Author: Carl Barzun

Bible The thing is true, according to the law of the Medes and Persians, which altereth not.
Author: Bible

The best jokes to send by SMS
Music jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bach ! Bach who ? Bach to work!
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Music jokes When is the water in the shower room musical? When it's piping hot.
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Music jokes What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer? A barrel organ.
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Music jokes One day the bass player hid one of the drummer's sticks. The drummer said, "finally! After being a drummer for so long, now I am a conductor!"
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Music jokes A saxophone is like a lawsuit. Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
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