The firm, the enduring, the simple, and the modest are near to virtue.
Author: Confucius

The first duty of a man is the seeking after and the investigation of truth.
Author: Cicero

I awoke this morning with devout thanksgiving for my friends, the old and the new.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

The first rule of business, is never sell something you love. Otherwise, you may as well be selling your children.
Author: Hugh Macleod

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.
Author: Joan Rivers

Where does King Kong sleep? Anywhere he wants to.
This is the joke from a category: King Kong jokes

What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft? A flat miner.
This is the joke from a category: King Kong jokes

If you crossed King Kong and a bell, what would you have? A ding-dong King Kong.
This is the joke from a category: King Kong jokes

Knock Knock Who's there ! Abyssinia ! Abyssinia who ? Abyssinia when I get back !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes

Knock Knock Who's there ! Adair ! Adair who ? Adair once but I'm bald now !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes