Best quotes to send by SMS
Alice Roosevelt Longworth The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.
Author: Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Oscar Wilde The secret of life is to appreciate the pleasure of being terribly, terribly deceived.
Author: Oscar Wilde

John Dewey The self is not something ready-made, but something in continuous formation through choice of action.
Author: John Dewey

Yogi Berra It ain't over 'til it's over.
Author: Yogi Berra

Peter McWilliams The simple solution for disappointment depression: Get up and get moving. Physically move. Do. Act. Get going.
Author: Peter McWilliams

The best jokes to send by SMS
Music jokes Q: What do lead trumpet players use for birth control? A: Their personality.
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Music jokes Tuba Player: Did you hear my last recital? Friend: I hope so.
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Music jokes Conductor: Again from measure 5, if you please. Voice from viola section: But Maestro, we have no measure numbers.
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Music jokes Q: Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording? A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.
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Music jokes Q: When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building, which one hits the pavement first? A: Who cares!
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