Best quotes to send by SMS
Joseph Farrell The secret of all power is - save your force. If you want high pressure you must choke off waste.
Author: Joseph Farrell

Mel Lazarus The secret of dealing successfully with a child is not to be its parent.
Author: Mel Lazarus

Pearl Buck The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it.
Author: Pearl Buck

Real Live Preacher I have been truthful all along the way. The truth is more interesting, and if you tell the truth you never have to cover your tracks.
Author: Real Live Preacher

Carl Jung The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases.
Author: Carl Jung

The best jokes to send by SMS
Movie and TV jokes What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ? Gnus - readers !
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Music jokes Q: How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Five. One to handle the bulb, and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Music jokes Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this? A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig.
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Music jokes Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door? A: The doorbell shrieks!
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Music jokes Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline? A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.
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