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I am eternally grateful.. for my knack of finding in great books, some of them very funny books, reason enough to feel honored to be alive, no matter what else might be going on.
Author: Kurt Vonnegut

I am not sincere, even when I say I am not.
Author: Jules Renard

I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
Author: Sir Winston Churchill

I ask you to look both ways. For the road to a knowledge of the stars leads through the atom; and important knowledge of the atom has been reached through the stars.
Author: Sir Arthur Eddington

I began to have an idea of my life, not as the slow shaping of achievement to fit my preconceived purposes, but as the gradual discovery and growth of a purpose which I did not know.
Author: Joanna Field

Why are diapers like $10 bills? Because you have to change them.
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When does a female deer need money? When she doesn't have a buck.
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Where do trees keep their money? In branch banks.
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What lands as often on its tail as it does its head? A penny.
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Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting? Because he gave out bad scents (cents).
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