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He who postpones the hour of living rightly is like the rustic who waits for the river to run out before he crosses.
Author: Horace

He who refuses to obey cannot command.
Author: Kenyan Proverb

He who teaches children learns more than they do.
Author: German Proverb

He who will not reason is a bigot; he who cannot is a fool; and he who dares not is a slave.
Author: Sir William Drummond

He will always be a slave who does not know how to live upon a little.
Author: Horace

"How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to her lawyer, after he had solved her legal troubles. "My dear woman," lawyer replied, "Ever since the Phoenicians invented money there has been only one answer to that easy question."
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Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters? She had never learned to spell properly.
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes

What did the werewolf write at the bottom of the letter? Best vicious . . .
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes

1st vampire: How things? 2nd vampire: Terrible! Today I received a letter saying I'm overdrawn by 50 pints at the blood bank.
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes

Q: Why did the witch's mail rattle? A: It was a chain letter.
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes