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I do nothing but go about persuading you all, old and young alike, not to take thought for your persons or your properties, but and chiefly to care about the greatest improvement of the soul. I tell you that virtue is not given by money, but that from vir
Author: Socrates

I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
Author: Ludwig Wittgenstein

I don't think success is harmful, as so many people say. Rather, I believe it indispensable to talent, if for nothing else than to increase the talent.
Author: Jeanne Moreau

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their jobs.
Author: Samuel Goldwyn

I don't want to sound Pollyannaish, but I hope that out of a tragedy like this something good will come. I hope we understand we're one family.
Author: Madeleine Albright

Q: What's the definition of a nerd? A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.
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Q: What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones? A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bass ! Bass who ? Bass the salt and pepper please !
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Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom? Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music.
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Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise.
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